If I had my own snowman it probably wouldn't last long because I'd either eat it or it would melt. The best thing to do in the winter when there's snow is to make snowman cones. Grab a cup, go outside, find a clean patch of snow, put it in the cup, and pour on some strawberry lemonade or flavored water…Delish! Or it might melt. Iowa weather is so booty. If it's gonna be cold, at least give me snow. And if there's going to be snow, at least have a lot. I'm so sick and tired of having no snow or so little that I can't have a snow cone. What the freak, guys? #uncool

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